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ruinedchildhood:

If ya know what I mean ;)

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yep. that last one is definitely a dick with a pair of balls… yep.

reblogging because boobs

close enough

close enough

chrismenning:

best thing ever

bestnatesmithever:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

(stfuconservatives)

Tru dat…(can I say that?)

Preach, brotha

bestnatesmithever:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

(stfuconservatives)

Tru dat…(can I say that?)


Preach, brotha

pleatedjeans:

skeptical third-world child


just for the last one =P toooooooooooo funny. too funny.

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Smart Car.[via] 

Smart Car. More like Smart Car ;)

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Smart Car.

[via


Smart Car. More like Smart Car ;)

rats-in-the-walls:

its-not-safe-to-swim-today:

crystalllllrose:

mentalpeace:

speaking-high:

jeepers-creepers:

did you try putting ice on it

What..the..fuck

just walk it off dude

maybe a band-aid would help

It can be stitched back together..

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I think the X-ray is upside down

rats-in-the-walls:

its-not-safe-to-swim-today:

crystalllllrose:

mentalpeace:

speaking-high:

jeepers-creepers:

did you try putting ice on it

What..the..fuck

just walk it off dude

maybe a band-aid would help

It can be stitched back together..

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I think the X-ray is upside down

Monsters University (2013) - x


The last .gif is actually so funny =P should be a good one

bestnatesmithever:

Game changer.

Now I’m sad :(

bestnatesmithever:

Game changer.


Now I’m sad :(

Why we should use the Oxford Comma

rachelfershleiser:

bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.


Checkmate, serial-deniers.

Well there you have it.